Sometimes we try to dress things up and offer an interesting perspective on the news, but not today. Jersey Shore‘s Nicole Polizzi (AKA Snooki) got a tattoo… possibly the most awful ever? Sure, it’s not a cat’s butt or anything, but as far as tattoos that aren’t intended as ridiculous go, “swerve of tiger-print stars across your shoulder” may be the worst. Snooki was in California over the weekend at the The Martlet Tattoo Parlor in Hollywood. This poor guy is probably pretty bummed to be involved:
Man! That sure looks painful (we are referring to that horrible swath of false eyelashes). Luckily she’s so metal: Someday, Snooki won’t be famous, though! And she’ll no longer be able to stage photo-ops in tattoo-parlors, so that’s something we can all look forward to.